Review – Gone Girl
A devilishly good time. What it lacks in style, it makes up for in substance.
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Review – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The stern approach to one of the goofiest pop culture entities is a complete misfire
Review – Force Majeure
Force Majeure is a comedy of passive aggressiveness
Review – Lucy
Welcome to the new age of machine gun metaphysics with Lucy.
Review – Stations of the Cross
The experience of German fundamentalist Catholic guilt is suffocating in the superb Stations of the Cross
Review – What We Do In The Shadows
What We Do in the Shadows does for vampires what This is Spinal Tap did for rock bands.
Review – A Million Ways to Die in the West
During the opening credits of A Million Ways to the Die in the West, Seth MacFarlane’s name appears in gigantic letters four times. Take heed of this as a warning, this film is a vanity project, but a funny bit of indulgence.
Review – The Raid 2: Berandal
The larger scope of the sequel allows for Gareth Evans to flesh out the narrative, but too many chatty gangsters almost cripple the momentum between incredible action sequences that certify Evans’ ascension to a supreme action cinema maestro.
Review – Need for Speed
Following a long and intensive street racing sequence that opens Need for Speed, I’d had my fix of burning rubber, actors intensely staring out from behind a steering wheel, and enough ‘bros’ to make a dictionary want to take an early retirement. The problem was that there was another two hours of automotive spectacle left and nothing but constantly revving engines.
Review – 300: Rise of an Empire
The side-saddle sequel to Zack Snyder’s 300 (he co-writes Rise of an Empire) is macho motivation and nothing more.
Review – Nebraska
Director Alexander Payne crafts a striking portrait of a dysfunctional family and a refined piece of Americana that contains a wonderfully dry sense of humour.
Tremble before True Detective
Here’s a little piece I wrote for Graffiti with Punctuation about True Detective a few weeks ago.
Review – Lone Survivor
After years of filmmakers fist-pumping the military superiority of the United States of America in cinema, Lone Survivor comes along to demonstrate that Americans have finally crossed over into the realm of their… Continue reading
Review – Robocop
The Robocop remake is frustratingly mediocre. It’s not a complete disaster but rather an ample catastrophe. Director Jose Padilha’s reinvention is bland compared to filmmaker Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 film, but a comparison between… Continue reading
Review – Labor Day
Prepare for an onslaught of jokes about Labor Day. Gags about pies, a ridiculously long weekend, and Tobey Maguire in voiceover mode again (see: The Great Gatsby). It’s hard not to smirk a… Continue reading