The Worst Films of 2011
We’ve already featured the most disappointing films of 2011 and before we get to the best, we have to troll through the worst.
It was painful to endure these films so we’re not going to waste any of your time blabbing on about how bad they are. Instead, we’ve put together a list of the worst and a short review.
Commit these films to memory and promptly abandon the company of anyone who suggests watching any of these clunkers. If you’re married you might want to even consider divorce.
Welcome to cinematic hell (maniacal laugh).
1. Conan the Barbarian 3D
More like Conan the terrible
2. Priest 3D
Say three Hail Mary’s for your sins
3. The Change Up
Change you mind and don’t see this film
4. A Heartbeat Away
More like a heart attack!
5. The Beaver
Major downer
6. Bad Teacher
Just plain bad
7. The Dilemma
Epic Ron Howard fail
8. The Guard
What was all the fuss about? Hated it
9. The Thing
A slap in the face of the Carpenter film, a pre-make mess
10. Fast Five
How did they make it to a fifth film?
11. Green Lantern
A computer at ILM vomited up a bad CGI heavy film
12. Hall Pass
F-
13. Just Go With It
DERP!
14. Transformers Dark of the Moon
Michael Bay’s biggest crime against humanity
100% agree with your list, except for ‘Fast Five’. I mean, it wasn’t Oscar worthy, but I found it entertaining. I like fast cars, racing, and… maybe you are right. *sigh*. But I enjoyed it.
Good to hear, the ‘Fast and the Furious’ franchise has an audience and if those films make you happy that’s awesome, especially if you’re a rev-head.
Whoa, some great picks but disagree on The Guard (Black comedy masterclass) and Fast 5 (guilty pleasure of the year). Fell asleep during Bad Teacher and wanted to kill myself whilst watching the Dilemma.
it’s been a shocking year in film. there’s such better material on TV of late. I have to add Green Hornet, such a bore. Thor wasn’t terrible but was completely forgettable, and The Thing was such an insult. really struggling to find my top ten this year!
Ahh…THE GUARD. I dug that. The rest (that I decided to see) I agree with. THE BEAVER was dreadful, but it isn’t in my Top 10 worst. That is made up of Your Highness, Transformers: DOTM, Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1, Sucker Punch, Cowboys and Aliens, The Three Musketeers, New Year’s Eve, Pirates 4: On Stranger Tides, Battle: Los Angeles and 5 Days of War.
I can’t believe you place THE GUARD in this list! It was a great, witty movie, but probably had little appeal to audiences outside of the UK.